A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him, so he comes home early from work one day. His wife greets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess.
“Where is he?” he demands. “Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she answers sweetly.
Determined, the guy tears the house apart, flipping beds, looking under furniture, and checking closets. Finally, he’s on the second floor in the kitchen, and he looks out the window. That’s when he spots a guy sitting calmly in a Volkswagen across the street.
“That’s him!” the husband shouts, enraged. “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife!”
In his fury, he picks up the refrigerator with superhuman strength and hurls it out the window at the Volkswagen. As he throws it, he suddenly feels a sharp pain in his chest, collapses, and dies of a heart attack.
Moments later, the guy finds himself at the pearly gates of Heaven. St. Peter stands before him, clipboard in hand.
“Why are you here?” St. Peter asks.
“I knew my wife was cheating on me,” the guy explains. “I came home early, caught her boyfriend sitting in his Volkswagen, threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.”
St. Peter frowns. “That’s no way to solve your problems. You don’t belong here.” He pulls a giant lever, and the guy falls through a trapdoor into the fiery pits below.
A few minutes later, another guy shows up at the gates. St. Peter eyes him skeptically. “And why are you here?”
The guy looks confused. “I don’t know! I was just sitting in my Volkswagen, minding my own business, when out of nowhere, a refrigerator fell on me!”
St. Peter narrows his eyes. “I’ve heard enough about you! Down you go!” He pulls the lever, and the man drops into the abyss.
A few minutes later, a third man appears at the gates, bruised and battered.
St. Peter sighs. “Let me guess. You have some ridiculous story too. What are you doing here?”
The man looks sheepish and says, “Well, I was hiding in this refrigerator…”
11 Hilarious Relationship Jokes for Dinner
1. **The Secret Recipe**
Wife: “I made your favorite stew!”
Husband: “What’s in it?”
Wife: “Love, patience, and a pinch of salt.”
Husband: “It tastes like you ran out of patience.”
2. **Couples Therapy**
Therapist: “So, what brings you two here today?”
Husband: “She drives me crazy!”
Wife: “You *parked* there first!”
3. **Anniversary Surprise**
Husband: “Happy anniversary! I got you a gift!”
Wife: “Oh, what is it?”
Husband: “It’s a trip to Hawaii!”
Wife: “But the tickets are in *your* name.”
Husband: “Exactly. I’m giving you a week of peace and quiet.”
4. **The Laundry Debate**
Wife: “Can you believe he said doing laundry isn’t ‘real work’?”
Husband: “I was joking!”
Wife: “Oh, good! Then you’ll be ‘joking’ your way to the washing machine.”
5. **Dinner Disaster**
Husband: “Why is this chicken so tough?”
Wife: “Because it heard you say my cooking isn’t as good as your mom’s.”
6. **Household Efficiency**
Wife: “Did you fix the leaky faucet?”
Husband: “No, I called the plumber.”
Wife: “You’re good at delegating.”
Husband: “Marriage is a team sport!”
7. **Smart Shopping**
Wife: “I bought a dress on sale for $200. Isn’t that smart?”
Husband: “So smart, you bought *two* dresses and saved $400!”
8. **Communication Breakdown**
Wife: “You never listen to me!”
Husband: “What are you talking about? I always *wait for my turn to speak*.”
9. **DIY Disaster**
Wife: “Did you fix the shelf?”
Husband: “Of course!”
Wife: “Then why is it crooked?”
Husband: “It’s a modern design. You’re just not seeing the vision.”
10. **Holiday Plans**
Husband: “Where do you want to go for vacation?”
Wife: “Somewhere expensive. You pick!”
Husband: “Alright, let’s go to the gas station.”
11. **The Snoring Solution**
Husband: “Why are you sleeping on the couch?”
Wife: “Because your snoring sounds like a symphony.”
Husband: “Thank you!”
Wife: “I didn’t say it was *good* music.”
